when i do good thing and no one notice
i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
Paint first, pattern second.
Dj Khaled really needs some aspirin. [x]
you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…They are no longer friends.