when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.